Relax Ron, You Are Not & Never Will Be Rodman

 

"Lakers F Ron Artest channeled his inner Dennis Rodman. His hair was dyed blonde with letters in three different languages in Lakers purple. He didn't want to talk about his hair, but he posted on his Twitter page that the letters spelled "Defense" in Hebrew, Hindi and Japanese."

 

Today's Stats vs. Magic:

• 38 minutes
• 8 points on 2-10 shooting, 1-5 3pt FG's
• 6 boards
• 1 assist
• 2 turnovers

Solid performance from Ron Ron today as the Lakers drop their 3rd straight to Orlando. Here's a lesson Ron; you are not Dennis Rodman and you never will be Dennis Rodman. You cannot pull it off. You cannot rap (although this may be the most entertaining tribute in the history of music). Play defense, thats all you can do and that's all you should do.