Sam Adams Confirms UNH "Barstoolapalooza" Stop For May 7th!

It's Official ladies and gents, Sam Adams will be torching Durham on May 7th thanks to Alpha Sigma Phi and Barstool Sports.  It's just been one of those types of days for Sam Adams and Fresh2DeathDaily.
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"Beat The Clock"- UNH Parody to Tik Tok

For anyone of you noobs who are unfamiliar to "Beat The Clock" it is a hobby a majority of students at the Universityof New Hampshire take up. In a nutshell, you drink as many $1 drinks in an hour as you can. But remember, the clock always prevails. 

So now that I have enlightened you with the greatest bar deal in the history of bar deals, ya'll are going to rate this parody on the scale below...