Let's go Celtics!

Game 3 starts in about an hour. Enjoy Senor Fresh's remix to Whatever We Like before the game and let's hope Kevin dominates the paint, Paul gets to the line, Ray pops threes, and Rondo triple dubs the Celtics to a 3-0 series lead.

Dwight Keeps Smiling, Boston Keeps Winning

Multiple times during the final minutes of last night’s intense game, Dwight Howard was shown smiling while on the court. If I were a Magic fan, I’d much rather see a scowl on his face. I do not want my superstar player smiling and fooling around during crunch time. I also don’t want my porn-star-look-a-like coach to be a panic attack waiting to happen, or my best offensive player (Vince Carter) to be a complete pussy, or my highest paid player (Rashard Lewis, owed $66 million over the next 3 seasons) to have a total of 11 points in 84 minutes played in the series… but that’s another story.

Keep smiling, Dwight. You don’t see Pierce, KG, Ray Ray, or any Celtic for that matter, smiling when the game is on the line and the series hangs in the balance. That’s why the Celtics will be playing for their 18th championship banner in the very near future, and Dwight Howard will have an extra couple of weeks to goof around in the offseason.

End it in Boston

Pierce shows up for the first time in what 7 games and says shit like this after? That's what I'm fucking talking about. Watch the fuck out, Paul Pierce is back and he only spits the truth. This is the type of shit the Bruins should have been saying after going up 3-0. Let's hope it works for the Celts.

PS- Thank God this wasn't Sheed' after the game.

Breaking News: Al Qaeda Recruiting Vince Carter

I'm not sure what conclusions to draw from this other than Al Queda is in full force in Orlando, blatantly working to recruit some 'Vinsanity" onto their squad.  Although Vince is pretending to show some resistance, we all are now exposed to his off-season "hobbies".  A replacement for Bin Laden...any takers?

Daily Douche: John Cena

First off, I was going to assume John Cena was a Celtics fan until I hit up my friend Mr. Google.  For some reason my eye caught a glimpse as Cena during the Celt's/Magic game tonight, sitting next to some slam pig a few rows back.  Regardless, I did some research and found out Cena is not only a Celtics fan, but also a Magic and Lakers fan.  Reward: Instant delegation to Daily Douche.  

Second off, is John Cena really that huge or is that mini-me usher standing/sitting in the isle really that small?

Game 2 Preview: Where Duuuwight Tries Alternative Methods Of "Jamming"

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This is not embarrassing.  You are no Shaq.  You never will be Shaq.  You Can't dominate like Shaq once did. But best of all, you Can't rap! (don't even try to tell me Shaq can't rap)  Keep jammin' with 14-year old Nicki Minaj wanna be's Duuuuuwight while you continue to get manhandled in the post by the Celtics KrypTRIonite (Perk, Sheed, Baby). 

Celtics still +7.5....Joke?..."AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAHHHHAAAAAA"!!!!

Daily Dumbass: Shaqueer

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Shaq only needs to play a complementary role for the #1 overall Cavaliers, which bodes well for his re-introduction to the rotation. Another good sign -- according to the Plain-Dealer, "[Shaq] lost around 20 pounds by running and cutting out cheeseburgers during his absence."

So this is what Shaq does when he's sidelined with a "thumb" injury huh? Seems to me like the Cav's have some bigger issues on their hands that Shaq's phalangees. Sure Shaq has participated in his fair share of antics over the course of his career, but c'mon Diesel, keep the wig off and your shirt on, you're starting to act like Starbury.

Who am I to judge though, we all know Shaq is in Cleveland for one reason and one reason only; to harness Dwight (assuming the possibility that somehow the Celtics lose). Maybe Shaq's antics are simply an attempt of intimidating Superman, who himself, has impersonated Rick James. I'd have to give Dwight the upper hand on this one. I mean at least he got paid a few milli from Vitamin Water. It appears Shaq did it out of pure boredom over his Ustream channel. Here's an idea Shaq, get back on those cheeseburgers and off the Super Freak streak.