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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dwight Keeps Smiling, Boston Keeps Winning


Multiple times during the final minutes of last night’s intense game, Dwight Howard was shown smiling while on the court. If I were a Magic fan, I’d much rather see a scowl on his face. I do not want my superstar player smiling and fooling around during crunch time. I also don’t want my porn-star-look-a-like coach to be a panic attack waiting to happen, or my best offensive player (Vince Carter) to be a complete pussy, or my highest paid player (Rashard Lewis, owed $66 million over the next 3 seasons) to have a total of 11 points in 84 minutes played in the series… but that’s another story.

Keep smiling, Dwight. You don’t see Pierce, KG, Ray Ray, or any Celtic for that matter, smiling when the game is on the line and the series hangs in the balance. That’s why the Celtics will be playing for their 18th championship banner in the very near future, and Dwight Howard will have an extra couple of weeks to goof around in the offseason.